@dave8172 built Smiley Keys: type a message and TypeSafe Jev ranks text smileys like :D or -_-; ~300 ms and $0.0001 per pick.

Product demo with video. Dave shows Smiley Keys ranking text smileys for a typed message. Jev catches sarcasm in "Great, another Monday" and puts -_- first. Each pick is one Jev call (~300 ms, ~$0.0001) with latency and cost shown live.